Funny Mothers Day Quotes:Mother’s Day is a moment of joy and happiness for the family while celebrating the one who gave them life so you might want to celebrate with some funny mothers day quotes. Or you might be interested in funny mothers day sayings, or maybe you want to read your mother some funny mothers day poems.
Funny Mothers Day Quotes
You don’t really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around – and why his parents will always wave back. – William D. Tammeus
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. – Helen Rowland
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his. – Oscar Wilde
Funny Mothers Day Sayings
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn’t have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay. – KareemAbdul-Jabbar
Funny Mothers Day Poems
Mom you are a shining star though the world doesn’t know your name.
You have no fancy title like Baroness or Dame.
Mom you really are a star, my mother mentor and friend.
A Nobel Prize for motherhood is what I’d recommend.
And if I won the lottery I’d share my win with you
I’d take you Mom on a spending spree each day the whole year through!
You may not be famous, as your face is known to few.
But Mom I think you are wonderful and I’m so proud of you!
