- We don’t usually pick up hitchhikers… but I’m-a gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up partner!
- (He reads the manufacturer’s name, which is Samsonite) Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.
- Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you’re chewin’ on a burger, the next minute you’re dead meat.
Harry
- I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
- According to the map we’ve only gone 4 inches.
- No, it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
Mental
- Gas man. How the hell did they know that I got gas?
Beth
- (at the gas station) Uh sir, you’re… you’re spraying everywhere…
